I happen to share a name with pop music icon, David Byrne. Due to this simple twist of fate, I must endure comments like, “I love your band, man” and “Left your big suit at home today, huh?” every time I meet someone new. I usually say something like “This really isn’t my beautiful house” in return.
For the record, he spells it “Byrne”. I spell it “Burn”. His spelling is English. Mine is Scotch.